Thursday, September 11, 2008

God Bless America

I just wanted to take a minute to remember 9/11 and the all the people who lost their lives and the friends and family that survived them. I am holding them close to my heart today, as I'm sure every other American is doing the same.

Below are photos of the war ship USS New York, which was built from the scrap metal of the World Trade Centers and made in to a Navy ship that is dedicated to fighting terrorism.

Friday, September 5, 2008

TGIF!!!

Phelps In Training!!!

Now that the Olympics are over Aquaman... I mean Michael Phelps has put his flippers away and is looking for a new sport to get gold. I'm assuming that's what he's doing here at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas. I've heard he's petitioning the IOC to make "Ass Grabbing" an official Olympic sport that could be played at BOTH the winter and summer games! Good Luck Michael!!!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Lovin' The Duchovin'!!!

OK, so it's old news that Davey D. has entered rehab for sex addiction, but stories are leaking like a broken faucet all over the internet. First it was reported by a "friend" (PR spinbot is more like it) that Dave liked to surf the net and diddle his doodle. Reports are now surfacing that he put his doodle in more sockets then just online!!! Women are coming forward and sharing their seX-Files with the world.

Well not to get left out, here's my story... I had a friend who worked on the movie "Evolution." She told me that Dave's wife was calling constantly to find out if the D man was hooking up while on set. His personal trainer was fired mid-way thru the shoot and a man was brought in to buff Dave up (I guess instead of off)! I went to the "Evolution" premiere and as I passed him by the bar, he goosed my bottom! I was like Marsha Brady when Desi Arnez, Jr. kissed her cheek, but instead I was like "I will never wash this butt cheek again."

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

No More White Elephants!!!

This is every woman's dream -- a website to custom pick a gift for you! You don't have to even get married or have a baby... It's like registering for your life!! Sign this bitch up!


Pete Cashmore reveals the worst gift he's ever given! from PerkettPR on Vimeo.