Monday, March 24, 2008

Hogan Doesn't Know Best!!!

Remember when the Hogans were living on their little ranch somewhere down south, where their only problem was the neighbor complaining about the chickens? Boy have times changed for them!!! It's true what they say about the further you climb up the ladder, the more your ass shows! Well, I would say we have four huge asses hanging down now! First, Nick and the car accident, then the divorce and now Hulk is sleeping with Brooke's friend??? All I can say is... Get yo shiz t'getha folks!!!

In the meantime, I'd like to pitch my new reality show "The Hogans Go To Hell" -- so if any execs from MTV are reading this, gimme a holler!

Update: It looks like the lawsuit against the Hogan's is about to get SUPER hairy!!! Not only did the Hogans own both cars that were involved in the street race, the Hulkster apparently bought the kids booze on the day of the crash! Naughty, naughty!!!

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