Wednesday, May 21, 2008

2gether At Last!!

He's been rumored to have worn a wedding dress when getting married to David Geffen in Malibu... She's a Rodeo Drive shoplifting felon... together, they're Hollywood's newest super couple!!!

According to Star mag, the two have been canoodling on the set of their new film "Pippy Longstocking Goes To Hell"... I mean "The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee" - awww, same thing! A source said they are always in each other's trailers. The source went on to say, "They are also always hugging on the set. The chemistry is really electric." Electric??? Let's get real, the only time Keanu ever had chemistry was with all the dudes in "Much Ado About Nothing" -- and if it couldn't get any better, someone made a vid of this ghastly, yet homo-erotic performance.



Anywho, Mazel tov to the happy couple!

1 comment:

Jaime said...

awww. i guess i always saw her with johnny depp or christian slater ... guess keanu is kind of the wooden version of johnny and christian's bastard love child. (he is, after all, the one you go to if johnny and christian are booked...is christian booked these days? I'm waiting for christian to take the johnny high road and make disney ride movies - It's a Small World anyone?)