Thursday, September 4, 2008

Lovin' The Duchovin'!!!

OK, so it's old news that Davey D. has entered rehab for sex addiction, but stories are leaking like a broken faucet all over the internet. First it was reported by a "friend" (PR spinbot is more like it) that Dave liked to surf the net and diddle his doodle. Reports are now surfacing that he put his doodle in more sockets then just online!!! Women are coming forward and sharing their seX-Files with the world.

Well not to get left out, here's my story... I had a friend who worked on the movie "Evolution." She told me that Dave's wife was calling constantly to find out if the D man was hooking up while on set. His personal trainer was fired mid-way thru the shoot and a man was brought in to buff Dave up (I guess instead of off)! I went to the "Evolution" premiere and as I passed him by the bar, he goosed my bottom! I was like Marsha Brady when Desi Arnez, Jr. kissed her cheek, but instead I was like "I will never wash this butt cheek again."

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