Kill Speidi!!! Part 1,120,652

After several requests for a kill Speidi post, I must oblige.

I love you all for reminding me everyday that these two a-holes deserve to die!!!

p.s. I'm running out of serial killers. I'm taking requests!

TGIF!!!

Vanilla Ice Is Going To Schling A Schlong!

Just got done watching Vanilla Ice's opus "Cool As Ice" and I'm convinced without a shadow of a doubt that it is the best worst movie of all time!!! Quotable factor... a perfect 10!

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
"I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."
"You're not wasting my time, I'm just cooling."
"Being true to yourself, you ain't true to nobody. Live your life for someone else, you ain't livin'!"
"It ain't where your from, it's where you at."
"Yep, yep"

Not to mention (and I'm going to get completely reamed for this) Ice is super hot in this film!!! For those of you laughing your ass off right now, set your tivo and get back to me. Yeah, he's a total douche not going to argue that and his clothes are without a doubt neon fresh -- but, kids, he's f-ing gorgeous!

Have We Finally Gone Too Far???

China isn't the only country recruiting the underage!!! It has come to my attention the the US Government has been recruiting soldiers on the hit show Seasme Street!!! The producers of the show claim they had no idea that Cookie Monster was secretly sending messages to children telling them to join the military to fight in the Iraq War!

Actually this is a pic of my niece and nephew, Halle and Justin, dressed in our fam's military garb. Both my cousin and her husband are in the Middle East fighting for our country. Love to Jen and Josh for their dedication fighting for freedom and the American Way!

"Don't Say Noffin"

This one goes out to Tay Tay!

Dancing With The Stars Goes Bat Wild!

Rumor has it Adam West is thinking about joining "Dancing With The Stars!" This will be the best coup since Jerry Springer! Rock on Batman!

No Protesters Allowed!!!

So I drove past the premiere of "Tropic Thunder" the other nite (I was circling the block while my hubby was picking up a pizza at LaMonicas in Westwood -- p.s. for those of you who live in LA, LaMonicas is the best frigging pizza on the westside) and I noticed a huge wall of hedges. I was like WTF??? Turns out a bunch of Special Olympic protesters were there putting the kibosh on the swanky star studded premiere! Can you imagine the red carpet lined with protesters from the Special Olympics? Tres gauche!!

The worst part??? Robert Downey Jr. fans didn't get to see the stash make it's way down the red carpet! Luckily the paps were there to save the day on that one.

Simon le Douche!

After all these years Simon le Bon is still a total creepy weirdo! Get your hand out of your speedos. I love the swimmers goggles and sagging boobs. It totally adds to the whole picture!!! Listen, I'm not going to lie, I was a total Durany in the 80s. That said I totally fancied John Taylor (which may even be gayer, I'm not sure... I'm going to need a ruling on that).Is JT sporting a mullet?