Vanilla Ice Is Going To Schling A Schlong!

Just got done watching Vanilla Ice's opus "Cool As Ice" and I'm convinced without a shadow of a doubt that it is the best worst movie of all time!!! Quotable factor... a perfect 10!

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
"I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."
"You're not wasting my time, I'm just cooling."
"Being true to yourself, you ain't true to nobody. Live your life for someone else, you ain't livin'!"
"It ain't where your from, it's where you at."
"Yep, yep"

Not to mention (and I'm going to get completely reamed for this) Ice is super hot in this film!!! For those of you laughing your ass off right now, set your tivo and get back to me. Yeah, he's a total douche not going to argue that and his clothes are without a doubt neon fresh -- but, kids, he's f-ing gorgeous!

Ice... On Ice!!

Super lame wanna-be rapper, Vanilla Ice (aka Robert Van Winkle) has been arrested (in Palm Beach) for kickin' the living crap out of his wife, Linda.  He was arrested for the exact same thing back in 2004.  She claims the fight was over a bedroom set she recently bought... he claims she's a crazy ass bipolar bitch and needs her meds.  These two knuckle heads!!!  They wouldn't win jack on The Newlywed Game!

To add insult to injury, animal control is still pissed at Vanil for letting his wallaroo and goat run wild in the streets.