Thursday, April 10, 2008

Ice... On Ice!!

Super lame wanna-be rapper, Vanilla Ice (aka Robert Van Winkle) has been arrested (in Palm Beach) for kickin' the living crap out of his wife, Linda.  He was arrested for the exact same thing back in 2004.  She claims the fight was over a bedroom set she recently bought... he claims she's a crazy ass bipolar bitch and needs her meds.  These two knuckle heads!!!  They wouldn't win jack on The Newlywed Game!
To add insult to injury, animal control is still pissed at Vanil for letting his wallaroo and goat run wild in the streets.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, a wallaroo and a goat?!! That's way beyond hillbilly...

Anonymous said...

Wallaroo and a goat?!!! I think that's kinda hot.

Anonymous said...

He's smiling in his mug shot? Yeah, beating up your wifes pretty funny - bitch!