Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But The Rent!!!

This is totally sad. Rachel Dratch has been out of work for so long she's decided to whine about it publicly. Recently when asked what she's been up to, she told the press, “Maybe you can tell me. I know you’re supposed to come up with fake stuff you’re doing. But honestly, I’m not doing much.” I'm warming up my violin to play a sad song for her and her sob story.

Listen, Rach, Hollywood will kick you in the balls if you let it. Whip out a new mug shot, a sex tape... maybe a racial slur. Girl, get your shiz together!!! You can do it!

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