Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Nothing Is More Romantic Than A Nazi!!!

So Tom Cruise's latest creepy opus, Valkyrie's release date has been pushed back (again) to February 13, 2009. Valentine's Day weekend??? Are they koo koo for coco puffs, or are Scientologists just that nutty?

United Artist claims the movie is so good that they had to push back the date to a bigger weekend. I love how Tom Cruise's studio says Tom Cruise's movie is that good... like they're going to say it sucks ass like the last movie they released "Lions For Lambs" (what the hell does that title even mean?). Let's be honest, the only cool thing Tom has produced in the last few years is Suri!!! She's just so darn cute!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah, what does lions for lambs or lambs for lions or whatever the hell it is mean?

and why is tom cruise now playing a nazi? is he supposed to be a sympathetic nazi? does he feel his scientology puts him above such things or is he now agreeing with Iran's president that the holocaust didn't exist? (It was just something the aliens made up to control all us lesser minded humanoids who want to believe in real religions)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Yes, he is just that crazy and maybe just so full of himself he thinks he can make one of the most hideous marks in global history sell on v-day weekend!