Monday, April 7, 2008

Honeymoon Suite???

A couple from Vallejo, CA got so rowdy this past weekend that they spent their wedding nite in the big house!!! I guess when police responded to the many calls that nite, the groom and his hillbilly cousin "became aggressive" (in trailer park speak that means "went ape sh*t on") with the authorities at the scene -- both bitches got Tasered! Kodak moment!!!

Then wifey went postal and was arrested shortly thereafter for "public intoxication" (i.e. ripping off her top and attacking police).

All I want to know is, where was my invite to this festive little shin-dig???

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